WASSSAAAAP EVERYBODY 

cyrilliart:

[insert smiling poop emoticon]

"A dream is only a dream until you decide to make it real."

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*