harrysthefather:

DRINKING WATER IS LIKE TAKING A SHOWER ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR BODY 

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me 

harrysthefather:

my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school  

harrysthefather:

DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON 

harrysthefather:

to everyone that has school tomorrow 

  • go to bed now 
  • GO TO BED NOW. 
  • dont pick ur best outfit to dress up in on the first day
  • bc thats what everyones doing
  • wear it on wednesday when everyone is back to normal clothes
  • dont be scared because ur cute and u will make friends 
  • pray ur teachers dont have a pole up their ass 
  • dont have greasy hair wash it the night before or in the morning
  • if youre shy just dear god pick a good seat because you will not have the courage to ask to switch 
  • pick a seat in the back 
  • if u have a roof on your school dont fall for the “theres a pool on the roof” prank
  • if u didnt finish ur summer reading its nbd they dont go over it until like the 2nd or 3rd day 
  • just calm down 
  • get some rest
  • make sure ur breath smells good like take some breath spray in your bag 
  • dont let anyone know u have gum
  • smile at people 
  • pack a snack in your bag bc lunch is like at noon jesus christ who made these rules you will get hungry 
  • ur a cutie and you can do it 

thats all i got for ya

Remember when you went on adventures and got grounded and starbucks... aahh those where the days
Anonymous

omg i miss it so much i wanna start making videos again

would u ever give away your URL?
Anonymous

noo harrysthefather is what i started with in 2011 and its like a part of me now 

hey minnie i'm just wondering what made you not wanna do molly anymore? cause i tried it for the first time and it was amazinggggg
Anonymous

Drugs have impacted my life in such a negative way I don’t even want to get into it I lost my closest friend in the whole world because of it, that’s why I don’t anymore. but not to bore you 😂😂 I hope for your sake it was pure MDMA but either way it fucks with your heart and blood pressure and anxiety levels, and gives you a false perception of happiness that you feel you won’t get back till you do it again, influencing the addictive factor. I’m glad you had fun though, stay safe love 💖

queenketamine:

this is so perfect

queenketamine:

this is so perfect